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Cute Joke for all MusiciansThe Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.
After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!"
"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist, "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled."
A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.
"Well, of course," said her companion, "Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded."

I WishI wish I had one more day
To spend with you
I wish I had one more day
To see your pretty smile
I wish I had one more day
To hear your wonderful voice
I wish I had one more day
To look into your beautiful blue eyes
I wish I had one more day
To tell you that you were a wonderful
Women, Daughter, Sister and Mother
I wish I had one more day
To tell you that I LOVE YOU
I Love you Mom, I wish I had more years to spend with you!
I will love and remember you forever,
Cheryl

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~violetense Feb 16, 2013 Student Writer

I am laughing so hard I am nearly crying.
I just received this anonymously.

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*Tessa13 Feb 21, 2013 Student General Artist

Oh my gosh that's great

Glad you loved it

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~Chi-ChiKoalabear Feb 4, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

_{I want this valentines on Valentines day This made me laugh really hard~}

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*Tessa13 Feb 10, 2013 Student General Artist

Well feel free to print it out! I don't mind at all

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~Chi-ChiKoalabear Feb 10, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Yay~ I have a friend who's A really huge panda enthusiast And that would be amazing to give her~

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!Banji-Dog Feb 4, 2013 Student Artist

XD This is funny Happy valentines day

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*Tessa13 Feb 10, 2013 Student General Artist

Thanks

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~SniklasTV Feb 4, 2013

Haqppy Valentines Day XD

You Awsome XD

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*Tessa13 Feb 4, 2013 Student General Artist

Why thank you

Happy Valentine's Day!

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